A friend of mine send this  to me through email of course it made me smile like this .......

  

 
Si Danilo "Dan" Torres, isang bicolano, nagpunta sa US para mag TNT.

Pumasok sya ng convenience store para bumili ng yosi.
Pagdating sa counter, sabi ng cashier, "MASTER? VISA?"  

Namutla si Dan! Sa isip-isip nya "Patay! Hinahanap ang visa ko!"
Dali-daling lumabas ng tindahan, sumakay ng kotse at humarurot ng takbo.     

Paubos na ang gasolina nya kaya pumasok sa gas station at magpapakarga ng gasolina.
"Unleaded?" tanong ng gasoline attendant. "Unleaded" sagot ni Dan.
"Pay first." sabi ng attendant. Lalong namutla si Dan! "Patay! Hinahanapan ako ng papers!"
Iniwan nya ang kotse at dali-daling naglakad papunta sa phone booth upang
tawagan ang kapatid n'yang nasa New York .

"AT&T May I help you?" sagot ng operator.
Pinagpawisan ng malamig si Dan! "Pati operator alam na TNT ako!"  

May nakapilang pulis na gagamit din ng telepono at tanong sa kanya... " Are you done?"
Napatitig na lang si Dan sa pulis! "Kilala niya ako? Alam niyang DAN ang pangalan ko!,   
sa isip-isip nya."
Nang di makasagot si Dan, tinanong uli sya ng pulis, "Are you a tourist?"
Nanghina si Dan dahil pati apelyido niyang Torres ay alam din ng pulis!  
At nang hihimatayin na sya, inalalayan sya ng pulis at sabi "Be cool!"
"Inang ko po! Alam din nyang taga Bicol ako! WAAAHHHH! Uuwi na lang ako sa 'pinas!"  

Moral op da istori:
Wag kang mag ti-TNT sa istets!
SMILE NAMAN DYAN! 
  

Hehe! i think nadinig ko na din tong "Be cool" joke before,and wala naman talaga Dan Torres pero it's really funny

Kim Inday,
....u just don't have no clue how much "air I put in my stomach" for laughing. have you heard from the news lately about the "Filipino family" who migrated to CANADA? Boy, Dale got my attention and told me the story. Can u believe that they "forgot" the toddler at the port of entry? They only realized that the toddler is missing when they reached their final destination. It was unbelievable.
I haven't heard this "Dan Torres" story b4 BUT u did a good job "sellin it to me" b/c I laughs and fart at the same time hahaha. It sounds so funny. I WISH YOU POST SOMETHING LIKE THIS MORE OFTEN. U know me, I love to laugh and ur jokes won't get wasted, believe me.

Hi Kim! hahaha!! I definitely have to forward this to my Dad! He just recently learned to use the computer/internet and he is always sharing jokes with me that he gets from some filipino forum he joined. This one needs passing on. Well you asked about my lapel watch. It's a prestige medical watch similar to this...http://www.allheart.com/pm1740.html...but mine glows in the dark. What I did because the glow in the dark is hard to find on the internet, I had my local nursing store (where they sell scrubs and nursing supplies) order it for me. So this one on this website is $29.98 but if you want the glow in the dark lapel watch, add $10-15 more depending where you buy it. Allheart.com has the best prices of nursing supplies online and if you decide to order this regular lapel, its nice too! Also, you can get the top part inscribed with your neice's name or a message to her if you want. You just take it to a jeweler to do it for you. You are such a wonderful and generous Auntie! I wish I have an Auntie like you! hee hee! take care and thank you for your notes and the link!

Kim Inday,

hahaha.. thats funny! tnx for sharing sis Kim =)